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So today is Talk like a Pirate day, and already I've fallen overboard and have used my regular dialogue today. I decided instead to just invent other days in which we can have alittle fun and annoy others with. Enjoy!


"I Can't Quit You" Day

On this day, everyone must don a cowboy hat and walk around holding hands of your same-sex co-workers, friends, or partners.


"No One Puts Baby In A Corner" Day

This should be held traditionally on the last day of summer each year. Besides quoting dialogue of the film, the day should also conclude with an over-the-top dance routine performed with a cast of friends.

Talk Like A Star Wars Alien Day

I imagine that people will primarily speak like Jawas, Jar Jar, or Chewbacca. As an added bonus, participants may also dress up like a wookie.

Walk Like A 'Python' Day

On this day everyone must walk like John Cleese from Monty Python. Extra points for quoting dialogue from the show and movies.

TV Quotables Day

On this day everyone must quote lines from TV shows. Insert dialogue like: "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?", "Heeeeeeeeeey", "Norm!", and other memorable lines into your conversations.


Mirror Mirror Day

This is the most dangerous day to participate in, as people have to repeat what other people are saying. You can even go as far as mimicking their actions. This may result in getting your ass kicked.

So what other days can you think of?

Comments

Monty Python Day would be fun. Could I be a Knight that says Nee?

Arrgh! Ye be a scurvy knave, ignoring pirate day!

I like your ideas. How about Talk Like Sean Connery Day?

Dance Like Maniac Day

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