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Lefty's Friday Three Questions for May 2nd

Today is a bit strange, I have a lot going on this weekend, so I feel exhausted already...so I don't have three prepared questions. So I've pulled three questions randomly from the internet. Enjoy!


1. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?


2. Have you ever played a game that required clothes being removed? Any weird rules involved?


3. Have you ever dated someone just to get closer to their friends?


Comments

1. A French teacher in High School, Ms. Dampier. It was funny watching both students and teachers go ga-ga over her.

2. Yes, but it was when I was married and my co-op player was my wife...so no cool stories there.

3. No, but I was quite often the de facto friends to many girls who wanted to get closer to my friends Anthony Velez. It became a joke and at one time a sore point between us.

1. My 12th grade English teacher was just out of college. Leggy and buxom. My goodness...

2. Probably strip poker, but we didn't get TOO involved, just external clothes.

3. No, but I have ended up being friends with her friends after the breakup.

1. The only person that comes to mind is Ms. Merwin, who became Mrs. Vincent (bummer). I think she was my fourth or fifth grade teacher. I don't think she was so much "hot" as pretty, which was just fine for my fourth grade self.

2. Sometime while in junior high school I was supposed to play strip poker with a girl down the street from my friend's house. For whatever reason it never happened. I am sure that she backed out last minute, as I cannot imagine that my hormonally driven self would have called it off.

3. To be fair, you did kinda invite the role of de facto friend insofar as you were willing to function as a translator of my emotionally ambivalent, disaffected, and melancholy self. (Now that I have written this, I am wondering if it is too much for a comment section of a blog. If so, cut it out and replace it with the following) No. My problem is that I have dated someone and also wanted to date that someone's friends, which does not usually go over very well.

1. In college, the head of the Foreign Language dept took a sabbatical and came back married to a very attractive Frenchman, who promptly got hired on in the department. I had him for my last semester of French. Ooo la la! (as they say...)

I wasn't the only one who thought so, the marriage and the job ended after about a year, when his wife caught him messing around with one of the female TA's.

2. No, but the first time I ever kissed a guy was at a spin the bottle game being played during a young adult party sponsored by a Baptist Church.

3. Not really.

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